Beer is obviously the highlight of Oktoberfest and most tourists think that’s the only cool thing going on. How wrong they are!
The grounds of the Theresienwiese where Oktoberfest is held, is divided into two major parts: The Beer Tents and the Amusement rides.I’m not sure who had the brilliant idea to combine an amusement park with beer in large quantities. But, this side of Oktoberfest should not be missed.
My son convinced me to spend an afternoon enjoying some of the rides at Oktoberfest before I started drinking. We did a log ride and a small roller coaster and both of those went fairly well. Then he convinced me to ride the swings. The Swings are very, very high. It starts out slowly, as the rides are lifted high into the Bavarian sky. Then the spinning begins.
The first two revolutions were beautiful – slow and very scenic. From here, you can see all of Munich, the entire grounds of Oktoberfest, and all the way to the Alps. Then, the spinning heats up. Before I knew it, I was stifling a scream. As we spun wildly through the sky, all I could thing of was how thin the four little chains are holding us up in the sky – combined with the gross weight of Spenser and me at about 400-450 pounds. I was eyeing up the Augustiner Tent, think that if the chain snaps, maybe I’ll be projected onto one of the tents. That might be survivable! Spenser laughed at me the entire time, but it really was a scary experience.
The Ferris Wheel, “Riesenrad” is another favorite at the Wies’n. These large cabins revolve slowly and offer a specatular view of the Oktoberfest grounds, the city of Munich, and the Alps. This ride is even doable after a few liters of beer, assuming one isn’t afraid of heights. A few years ago, the police discovered an Italian film company shooting a porno film inside one of the cabins of the Ferris Wheel – somethings are still verboten!
Not all the attractions are amusement rides. One of the older traditions is the show at “Auf Geht’s beim Schichtl” Since 1869, Schichtl has thrilled the crowd with an extremely believable beheading! The barker calls out to the crowd continually and tries to convince the crowd to buy a ticket and see the show inside. Although it’s all done in German, you won’t need a speck of laguage ability to understand the goings on (or off, in this case!)
Der Toboggan has been a favorite for more than 70 years! This is a fun one to watch in the later hours of the evening. The riders buy a ticket and ride up on a regular conveyor belt – this leads to lots of hilarity as most everyone has trouble holding their balance. The slide itself is all wood and surprisingly quick.
“Die Krinoline” is the oldest ride at Munich’s Oktoberfest. It’s basically just a carousel. It rotates around a center axis relatively slowly, but it also tips up an down, like a spinning top. The real attraction, however, is the LIVE oom-pah band that is stationed at one end of the ride. Walk on, pick out a car and enjoy the music – one of the workers hops from car to car to collect the fare – that’s also fun to watch!
The Devil’s Wheel, or “Das Teufelsrad” is always fun. It’ s basically a big plate that spins around – sometime people just sit on hit, sometimes they walk or run on it, or sometimes there’s even a boxing match on it. 2008 marked it’s 100th anniversary of operation at Munich’s Oktoberfest!
There are bunches of other rides that will spin, flip, drop, and thrill you in all sorts of ways. There’s the Wall of Death, The Power Tower, Olympia Looping Roller Coaster, Night Fly, The Munich Slide, Haunted Castle, FreeFall, the Alpina Bahn, and countless others.
Since I’m not big on getting jostled around, particularly when beer drinking is involved, I’ve developed a few of my own favorites over the years. After my years of dedicated research, I’ve come across the best ride at Oktoberfest: The Weissbier Carousel. It moves at geriatric pace and a nice man in the middle serves Weissbier. It’s the antithesis of an action ride. Relax and enjoy!
Another fun activity after a few drinks is to go into the House of Fun – the “Irrgarten” You walk through a maze and have to use conveyor belts and deal with off-kilter walking walking surfaces. I remember (vaguely) having a lot of trouble in the area of the maze that simply had walls of clear glass. At one point, the girls need to beware of the air blow that sends their skirts up over their head. If your into that, there’s lots of video of it on You Tube
A few of my other favorite things is stopping for coffee and Kaiserschmarrn at Cafe Kaiserschmarrn. In the window on the far right you can watch the Kaiserschmarrn prepared fresh right in front of you. Meanwhile, the have lots of coffee varieties to help pick you up if you’re short on sleep.
There are a lot of other must things to do. The absolute first thing I do when I arrive on the grounds is buy a Gingerbread Heart for my wife. There are tons of stands selling these hearts with cute little sayings on them. Next, we buy some roasted nuts – lots of different flavors.
At the end of the night I typically stop and buy a giant bratwurst with mustard and Semmel – a small roll. On the way out, the last thing is to purchase a huge dill pickle. The vendor has big wooden barrels filled with pickels soaked in various brines.
During our time on the grounds, we enjoy the many shooting galleries, the food stands filled with various sausages, desserts, roasted chicken and duck, nuts, candies, souvenirs, and gingerbread hearts. There are even some specialty vendors like the fellow who sells a bird whistle – it’s actually fun to stand and listen to Vogel Jakob perform in his little stand.
Oktoberfest is full of small things to be discovered and enjoyed. Even if you aren’t a beer drinker, you’ll find plenty to enjoy!